i feel sorry for any plant that comes under my possession.
the poor thing does not have a chance.
the only way i can get a green thumb is to soak my thumb in green food dye or paint it in permanent ink but we know even that won't last.
one time i was so tired of killing all my plants and flowers that i ever bought so i just resorted to getting silk plants.
yes i know they are not cheap but i got one and boy it did sure liven up my mantle.
until one day i decided to actually be domestic so i got my endust and started to spray the dust bunnies away.
that day i actually moved things out of the way to dust underneath instead of around them.
one of the things i moved was my huge silk fern i got.
but oopsies!
i instead knocked it over, thus making it crash to the ground and a bunch of its leaves fell out. i tried my hardest to put it all together but it was useless. it looked very sickly with its fern leaves all in a
hodge-podge-hurricane-attacked-looking-manner.
hodge-podge-hurricane-attacked-looking-manner.
i killed a silk plant.
my black thumb won again.
but wait!
i was bound and determined that i have some kinda plant or flower in my house.
so i made these:
yes, these are my kinda flowers.
made of candy, and growing quite well,
thank you very much.
thank you very much.
and they are sitting on top of a peanut butter filled brownie flower box.
yippee!
let's make some together ok?
you can get the pan here.
set that aside for now.
yippee! you are done.
so all you gotta do now is,
wouldn't these be great for a mother's day treat?
oh no!
looks like it's back to the drawing board to keep my flowers alive.
well, at least they were great while they lasted...