are you ready for a scary story?
goodie!
read on...
it was a dark and stormy night.
in her attic bedroom, she was wrapped in an old patchwork quilt, and she sat on the foot of the bed, ready to watch the scary DVD she rented awhile back. with a bowl of stale candy corn and a can of diet coke at her side, she was ready for anything.
"it was gonna be a cool night." she thought, "full of frights and scares, and spine tingling terror". she tried to psych herself into a heebie jeebie frenzy so when she watched the movie, she wouldn't be scared outta her mind.
just when she settled down, alone in her home, she heard something.
bam. bam. bam.
"what was that?" she thought.
and again bam. Bam. BAM!
"who could that be at this hour of the night?", as she glanced at the clock and it was 5 minutes til midnite.
BAM! BAM! BAM!
it went again.
then louder this time.
BAM! BAM! BAM!
and once more
BAM! BAM! BAM!
"go away!" she yelled.
whoever it was, she wasn't interested.
BAM! BAM! BAM!
"ugh! testy fellow isn't he?" she thought, and ran downstairs to see who it was. but before answering the door, she peeked through the window.
"what the heck is that?!?!?!" she said in a confused state.
BAM! BAM! BAM!
she took a closer look.
"i think i need new glasses!" she said.
"there is no way, no how, that i am gonna open the door whoever you are!" she was still very confused as to what she was looking at.
BAM! BAM! BAM!
BAM! BAM! BAM!
ok, it didn't look like they were gonna go away any time soon.
she took one final look, grabbing her glasses for a clearer view.
"is that??!?! are those?!?!?!"
BAM! BAM! BAM!
and then she took another last look before she started to quiver in terror, as it seemed they were multiplying rapidly.
BAM! BAM! BAM!
but where did they come from?
"i've never seen anything like it!" she exclaimed.. "where did they get their eyes, mouth and hands?"
BAM! BAM! BAM!
"WHAT DO YOU WANT?!?! STOP BAMMING ON MY DOOR! YOU ARE FREAKING ME OUT!!!"
WE'RE HUNGRY!
OPEN UP OR WE WILL NEVER LEAVE YOU ALONE!!!
BAM! BAM! BAM!
BAM! BAM! BAM!
the girl was losing her mind. they wouldn't leave. she ran upstairs to hide under the covers, wishing she would wake up from the nightmare she was having.
BAM! BAM! BAM!
WE'RE HUNGRY!
OPEN UP OR WE WILL NEVER LEAVE YOU ALONE!!!
"never leave me alone?! what am i supposed to do? open the door and let them eat me?" she said out loud to no one in particular.
BAM! BAM! BAM!
and when she said that, she took the covers off of her, expecting someone to answer, when she spotted her bowl of candy corn at her bedside table.
BAM! BAM! BAM!
then suddenly it hit.
and she knew what to do.
"this just might work!" she said with hope.
BAM! BAM! BAM!
she grabbed the bowl of candy corn, ran downstairs, opened the door just a teeny tiny bit, and threw a piece of candy corn out.
silence.
for a second.
so she smiled, and realized what she did, worked.
and so she threw some more.
and the zombies were quiet.
cuz they were finally getting something to eat.
and slowly, ever so slowly, the zombies were full and went away.
and she was exhausted, putting the cheap DVD away and crawling into bed in the dead of the night.
until she woke up in the morning,
only to find the carcasses,
and another nightmare began.
oooooooooweeeeeeeeeeooooooooooo!!!