are you having a picnic this 3-day weekend?
do you need to bring something?
well, while in wal-mart, my eye caught this good lookin' girl:
a little conceited yes,
all the more reason to show her huh?
show her what?
that beauty is in the eye of the beholder.
so i stuck her in my cart along with a bunch of various other kinds of fruit and off i went to the cash register.
they say self pay is quicker at wal-mart.
not! i say!
the screen keeps telling me to bag the item when i already did for the 40th time so i stand there yelling at the cash register screen looking like a fool.
so no thanks to self-pay. i would rather wait a hundred minutes in the wal-mart line that wraps around the store and let the fruit get moldy before i go in that self-pay line.
i take the purrtty green girl home and:
i show her who's boss and not to act like "she's all that". i make melon balls out of her whole innards til all i have left is her rind. i throw her top rind away and cut her up some more,
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