Saturday, July 18, 2015

fishing pole pretzels

do you have an animal you don't like?
spiders? 
alligators?
sloths?

as for me, i hate worms.
any kind of worm.
they give me the heebie jeebies.

i can handle any kind of blood and guts and dismemberment (and i'm only saying that cuz i'm a nurse) but show me a worm and that's the end of me.

especially maggots.
OMG even typing that word sends me straight to anxietyville.
heck i can't even handle gummy worms.

so why all this wormy talk?
well, it's cuz a ton of people use worms in the summer months.
for fishing.
cuz apparently fishes love worms.

yick! gag! hurl!

ok that's enough gross talk.
let's get on to the good stuff shall we?
like this:
it's an edible fishing pole 
(if you don't count the attached string at least).
and the best part about it is there are NO worms involved.

i am in the middle of making a fishing/camping/hunting party for a stepdad's 60th bday of a very good friend of mine.
he loves all that outdoorsy stuff so i had to make a fishing pole treat for the party.

here's how to do it.
i used a clean roll of string taken straight outta the package.
if you are freaked out about using string, maybe you can try dental floss for the fishing line.
i've seen people use licorice before but 
licorice and pretzels=weird taste to me.
string and pretzels=yummy (?!?!?!)

those mega m&m's are on steroids i just know it.
ok so hey i heard some of those fishes got away from the sharks a week or so ago but uh oh! looks like they were caught instead...

let's stick them in a glass to display them shall we?
and warn everyone to 
REMOVE the string when they munch on them.
cuz if they eat the string they will get upset with you and then you'll have to worm your way out of it.
yick! gag! hurl!


22 comments:

  1. LOL! These are darling! I'm stashing the idea in my grandma camp folder for next summer. The kids will love teasing the cats with them, then popping them into their mouth covered in fur and crawling with germs from "litter box toes!" Bad news: that's actually happened before! Good news: they're all still alive! Some things you just can't get there quickly enough to intercept!

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    1. HAHA! when they say kids are resilient they aren't kidding J, as i don't think so i could survive even the thought of eating litter box fishes! kids-ya gotta love 'em :>D!

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  2. These fishy treats will be the hit of the party! And I'm with you on those mag---s..that and slugs, completely unacceptable! ;)

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    1. ohhh the slugs! i must have blocked those out of my head Karen! i'm hoping these will be the hit of the party although i got a lot more treats to make to...goodness why do i get myself in these things? lol ;)

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  3. If I had to fish, these are the only way to go and the only type of fish I would eat!!! :)

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    1. i'm right with you Kim as i would rather watch from a boat while my family actually does the fishing...no wait change that. i would rather watch it on tv while i make more pretzel rods in the kitchen :)

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  4. This is such a clever idea!!! My siblings would adore this, pinning!

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    1. YES! I love a pin!!! thank you so much DIY Just Cuz :>D

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  5. Haha, I love how cute these are! :)

    Thanks for joining Cooking and Crafting with J & J!

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    1. and i love that you love them Jess! :) thank you!!!

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  6. This is so clever!!! Definitely my kind of fishing! I'll have to try it with my girls. they'd love it!
    Glad I found your post on the Monday Funday linkup! Cheers! Shana from Technotini.com

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    1. thank you ShanaLou! you'll have to tell me how many fish they caught! lol :>D

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  7. This is so cute! I'm pinning it as I know others who will really like it! thanks for sharing

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    1. yahoo for the pin! thank you ever so much Samantha! :)

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  8. So cool! I must do this with my grandsons. Thank you! (Visiting from the Grandma Ideas linky.)

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    1. oh i love it when kids can make some of my stuff! thank you Lisa! :>D

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  9. My daughter would love this! She loves pretzels and gummies!

    Navy Wifey Peters @ The Submarine Sunday Link Party

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    1. oh that's great T'onna! there's nothing like playing with your food :>D!

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  10. Thank you, thank you for sharing your clever and cute idea at my link party. I really appreciate it.

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    1. you're welcome you're welcome Nina! and i appreciate your party! :)

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