today i am one year older and plan to veg out.
no more parties for me today,
unless of course someone else throws them.
i say this only cuz i hosted one last saturday
and this is how you can have one too.
if you give your people a halloween invite,
you have to fix your house.
when you fix your house,
spider webs are mandatory.
also mandatory is food.
cuz spooky food's some of the most funnest food.
spooky food like a throwing up goulash pumpkin, rice casserole baked in a pumpkin, ghostly cheese flatbread, pumpkin shape pepperoni pizza, and the classic mummy dogs.
spooky food needs a spooky table,
for all the spooky dishes like these to hang out.
and you'll need spooky drinks of course.
in spooky containers that watch your every move.
with all that staring going on,
eyeballs will have their fill of halloween fun.
and speaking of fun,
you'll need a pumpkin carving table.
and a setup for kid games and goodies.
where some of your goodies are sugary sweet.
then everyone can finally party.
and then go trick or treating after a spooktacular meal and frightfully fun games.
then when the bags are filled with candy,
the bellies are full of spookiness,
and the eyes are filled with halloween wonder,
it'll be time to hang it up and call it a night.
but only after you grab that hershey bar
outta your kid's trick or treat bag...
HAPPY HOWLINGLY FUN HALLOWEEN
TO ALL YOU GHOULS AND GOBLINS!
monster hugs to you,